Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Miss Manhattan Hangs Out...with David Loewy

Thirty minutes into brunch with David Loewy I forget I’m supposed to be taking pictures of him. So enthralled in our conversation, as I normally am, the thought strikes as he’s slicing into his steak and eggs at El Centro in Hell’s Kitchen. But David didn’t forget. Running late to meet me this morning, he says, he realized he couldn’t just pull on pants. Luckily it’s not in vain, and I take out my camera.

David is fresh from a summer spent as the Artistic Director of URJ 6 Points Creative Arts Academy, a Jewish summer camp specializing in the arts that’s just about an hour outside Philadelphia. In his time as a theatre and management professional, he’s also worked at The Public Theatre, the Queens Library system, and the New York City Department of Cultural Affairs while also maintaining an active life as a playwright (he was an Edward Albee Foundation Writing Fellow) and a performer (he’s one of the founding members of Storahtelling, a Jewish ritual theatre company).

When I think of the people who ease New York from being a mythical wonderland where dreams come true into a place where that actually happens, I think of people like David. We have known each other almost six years and somehow he looks younger every time I see him--today his shirt emphasizes his eyes, which are a blue so blue the Titanic most certainly crashed into them.

El Centro is not far from where David lives. This is a neighborhood he loves because it’s New York as he always imagined it: dogs and restaurants on one side of 8th Avenue and, as he says, “NEW YORK!!!” on the other side, with its explosion of theatres and office buildings.

After making a dent in our breakfasts we head to his apartment to drop off leftovers. I catch a photo of us in the elevator vestibule on his floor and it sums our friendship up pretty well: I’m doing something weird while David is amused and perhaps slightly bewildered.

We head for iced coffees at Ground Central (har har) and while I’m stirring milk into mine David (who drinks his black) discovers that Neil Simon, playwright of a generation, has died. He sighs, pondering Simon’s career in all of its comedic glory. It makes him reflect on his own work and what he still hopes to do with it.

We walk to Hudson River Park. The last dregs of summer coming in full blast, it’s hot, but somehow cooler by the river. David points out his favorite buildings and, even when I don’t ask him to, creates reflections of himself in public art so I can take pictures because he seems to inherently get me and I will always appreciate that.

In his building, David waves at me from behind the striped glass of his lobby and puts his lips on the glass as if to blow a kiss goodbye. Bless his heart, I hope that glass has been cleaned recently.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Miss Manhattan Hangs Out...with Conan the Barkbarian

Every Saturday morning, or as many Saturday mornings as possible, Conan the Barkbarian gets up at around 7 am to go to Puppy Rumble at his friend’s house down the street. Puppy Rumble is a small gathering of dogs who run around in a dog mom’s spacious backyard, noshing on all-natural meaty treats and grass and barking to their heart’s content while their owners sip coffee and nibble pastries. Before Conan arrives, though, his mom Cassandra tucks a baseball cap on her head and takes him out for “walkies” as it’s known, then we all jump in her car for a quick drive to Casa Puppy Rumble. We arrive at about 7:30 am and Conan trots joyfully on his leash to the back gate and begins to bark in excitement. That’s the funny thing about Conan--he’s still young in dog years, so he doesn’t quite know his own strength, physically or bark-wise. Kind of like a furry, swole teenager.

This nearly 60-pound dog--which I incorrectly clock at 30 pounds upon first guess then sarcastically quip ”I’m a journalist who can accurately identify how much things weigh!”--will jump up onto my lap with the lightness of a dog a sixth of his size, hoping to be given scritches and cuddles once I catch my breath from having 60 pounds launched (albeit very sweetly and with only the best intentions) at me from the floor below where I sit. If I am standing, he leaps up on to his hind legs to play, pressing his front paws on me, and I nearly fall over. Deep, resonant barks yap from his mouth to the point where I wonder how the neighbors feel about having a dog alarm clock, bless his heart, waking them up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. But look at that sweet, happy face! He is so excited to be here and play with his friends that I am also excited for him.

Conan is one of the youngest of the Puppy Rumble crew, which also includes Lulu, who just had puppies; Monty, her puppy daddy; and a delightfully droopy, crotchety basset hound who’s had a tumor removed from his back and is not here for your antics. They run and bark and growl and play, Conan running the fastest, mouth flying open and tongue flapping in the breeze, a 60-pound rocket delighting in the morning’s wet grass as a playground and as a snack. If Conan gets too close to Lulu, Monty gets territorial and bears his teeth, so Cassandra scoops Lulu up for a cuddle. There will be no Melrose Place-esque drama here at Puppy Rumble today. Not that Conan really even notices, or is anything more than mildly confused by his friends’ reactions. He seems to have a permanent smile on his face. Happy to be here! Happy for snacks! Happy for friends! Happy for mom and mom’s friend who holds the weird black box that makes clicking noises in front of her face!

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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Miss Manhattan Hangs Out...with Todd Snider

You can make all the “cunning linguist” jokes you want to Todd Snider, but I promise you he’s heard them before. I got bored of making them several years ago and our friendship is better for it. Because Todd is, in fact, a linguist. Absorbed by the puzzles of language and the straightforwardness of mathematics, perhaps he has always been.

Todd found his linguistics path in a class called “The Nature of Language” we took freshman year of college. While it dissolved my brain into a puddle of tears covered in dust, he loved it. Todd got his Ph.D. in Linguistics from Cornell University in 2017, minoring in Cognitive Science. He is now a Postdoctoral Research Fellow at the Hebrew University in Jerusalem’s Language, Logic, and Cognition Center. He is interested in “the semantics and pragmatics of natural language,” or how meanings interact with context and with each other.

Todd lives in Israel currently and is in New York only sparingly. I am lucky, then, that I get to spend a chunk of the day with him. The data on Todd’s phone is not functioning currently due to international cellular phone nonsense, so he’s written down some places he wants to go. It is 11 am but I have no qualms about indulging in a blueberry lemon cupcake with him at Georgetown Cupcake.

Post-cupcake, we trot across Soho to Warby Parker, where Todd is curious about getting some new frames. After several (often hilarious and purposeful) failed attempts on both our parts, we find a pair that works--distinguished yet hip-but not-in-an-obnoxious-way rectangular black frames Todd resolves to procure at a later date.

At 2 pm, Todd has an appointment at The Black Tux to rent a suit for our friend’s wedding, so we continue to poke around Soho for a while. Our travels take us to Rudy’s Music, a legendary guitar emporium filled with all iterations of the curvaceous, glittery, colorful instrument, and to Rowing Blazers, a shop of preptastic garments designed primarily for the younger set. Todd tries on several blazers, one of which is great. The others just make us laugh. I remember the days when Todd used to wear baggy t-shirts and carpenter-esque jeans. These days, to my utter delight, he opts instead for button-downs and slim-cuts rolled at the ankle. He knows what a “front tuck” is and references Tan France more than once.

The Black Tux time has come, and before the appointment Todd works on a crossword puzzle on a whiteboard in the waiting area. Soon he slides elegantly into a black suit that needs only a few alterations. And now, since the grand suit experience is complete, we can eat. It’s a short walk to the aptly named Vegetarian Dim Sum House on Pell Street, where we can and do indulge in all manner of meatless extravaganzas as well as several pots of tea. Vegetarian dim sum is hard to find in New York, let alone Israel. I’m so glad he’s here.

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